as told by bob

Monday, October 30, 2006

Mr Children - Hero

Mr Children again..
amazing shot selection..
story telling at its finest.. truly.
Mr. Children - Kurumi

The first Mr Children video i ever saw a couple years ago..
still gets me every single time..

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Break the Law

this has been out ages (as kindly made known to me by my brother) but i've only just figured out how to put it up here... so here.

Friday, October 20, 2006

drawing blood in hospital

was in hospital yesterday coz of bad belly pain (that i thought might be peptic ulcers).

and all i care to remember is the blood test.

Filipino male nurse - "Relax your arm and squeeze your fist."

it took me a moment, but i managed it.

male nurse stares intently at the bulge that appears - "yeeesss... yeeesssss... oooh thats a nice vein you got there...*deep breath* gooood..."


i am so glad i'm not a male nurse.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

the boy, the shells, and the pail

the old gentleman watched from afar as the little boy clutched onto his big blue pail, scowering the beach for sea shells.

"Oh!" the little boy would exclaim as he bent down to inspect the shells that caught his eye.

"you have such a pretty color! let me put you in my pail with all the other ones that i have picked up along the way."

and that is just what he did.

"Oh! you have such a unique shape! let me put you in my pail with all the other ones that i have picked up along the way."

and he did so.

as he picked up more and more shells, there was then less and less space in his pail. soon, he could no longer put any more shells in his pail.

"Oh! you make such a beautiful sound when i put you to my ear! let me put you in my pail with all the other ones that i have picked up along the way."

but the little boy could not because his pail was full.

the old gentleman looked on curiously, "what will he do, now that his pail is full, i wonder?"

and just as he had finished wondering, did he see the little boy tip his pail upside-down, letting all the shells he had picked up fall back onto the beach.

the little boy looked for a moment at all the shells that he had picked up, laying there on the beach.

then he looked at his big blue pail. he saw that it was empty, and could feel that it was lighter.

"such is the sadness of life," mused the old gentleman as he nodded to himself, "you spent all that time gathering beautiful shells, but you cannot keep them all in the end."

the little boy stood for a moment longer, looking at the shells as the waves began to wash them away.

he then looked at the shell that he was still holding, the one that made a beautiful sound when he placed it against his ear, and placed it down next to the ones that were beginning to be swept away.

"thank you, sea shells, for spending time in my big blue pail. he and i shall remember all the good times that we had together." said the little boy as he waved the sea shells 'goodbye'.

and the sea shells smiled. and the big blue pail smiled. and the boy smiled.

"my big blue pail is special because of you."

and the old gentleman smiled, because he knew that it was true.

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gargh... stories aren't as good when i think them up myself...

5 minutes and 5 seconds of fame

hohoho!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQs_I7zaD4Y

Friday, October 13, 2006

#$^!!@$*

today i was waiting at the bus stop on my way to work.

then a filipino maid, out walking her dog, came ambling by.

she stopped next to me, bent down, and picked up a crumpled 5 dollar bill less than a foot from my right leg!!

just then, sudoku seemed much less fun.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

story time!

a man, perpetually unfortunate, saw himself near his end.
he'd recently lost his job, owes his landlord 3 months rent, and his past 3 days has been without electricity or running water.

no friends, no family, just the confines of his 1 room apartment. and in this dead of night, he doesn't hear a sound, nor smell the stench of his dirty laundry and rotting food, nor see further than the tip of his nose.

his only reality is the cold bite of floorboards on which he now sits; his only chair broken over a television that refused to turn on without power.

suddenly through the black, came a voice that seemed to pierce reality, and it called him, "edward."

the shrivelled up shell of a man looks up into the darkness and squints, so tired that he could only afford to be puzzled as to how someone could enter his windowless hole, with him propped up against its only exit, "wh..who's there?"

"your future. now place your mark upon this parchment, and for 50 years you shall be given a life beyond your wildest dreams."

and out from the darkness emerged a scroll, accompained by a feathered quill, its tip already coated in ink.

"and for this perfect life, i pay with my soul?"

the scroll unravels itself and the quill floats into his hand, "what else?"

edward closed his eyes and committed himself.

but when they were opened, he was met by riches truly beyond the scope of his desire. all that he had dreamed he could possess was within reach of his reguvenated person.

and with his earthly excesses, returned a confidence he had lost as a child, and it wasn't long before he would perchance to meet his only true love.

she was strong, confident and beautiful. but most of all, she loved him. and he, her.

true to the agreement, they would live in blessed matrimony for another 50 years. but when he was 87, and she 81, he would finally succumb to nature; his heart had simply stopped.

she was at his side when he breathed his last, and it was into each other's eyes they had gazed before his would close forever. "i love you" the last thing he would say, and the last thing he would hear her say. the gentleness of her hand on his, the final reality he would experience.


and as his soul pulled away into the darkness of the abyss, he would hear a familiar voice call his name.

"edward."

the voice came up alongside him and he could do naught but pour out what was left of his soul to the stranger who bore him aid, as he gazed upon the fading image of his love left behind.

"you fool. you could have loved her for an eternity. but you chose to love her only 50 years."
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was told this story today, and the original is supposedly written by a Nicky Mui.