you mule!

one word has followed me throughout my life.

and it comes as no surprise, i'm sure, to any of you who know me.

the word is: stubborn.

i hate this word. hatehatehate.

but the joke is on you! i will reason thus:

you call me 'stubborn', based on your own standards.

you are therefore imposing your standards on me.

you imposing your standards on me implies, therefore, that you are unable to accept MY standards.

and by refusing to accept my standards, you are yourself not open to alternative standards.

because you are not open to alternative standards, you are, by implication, not willing to compromise your own morals.

and by not being flexible with your own morals, you yourself are therefore, stubborn.

BUAHAHAaahhaAHAHAhaHAAH!


p.s.: not only that, calling me 'stubborn' makes you pushy, narrow-minded and impatient!

p.p.s.: i'm not stubborn!! i'm noooooootttt!!!