as told by bob

Friday, October 20, 2006

drawing blood in hospital

was in hospital yesterday coz of bad belly pain (that i thought might be peptic ulcers).

and all i care to remember is the blood test.

Filipino male nurse - "Relax your arm and squeeze your fist."

it took me a moment, but i managed it.

male nurse stares intently at the bulge that appears - "yeeesss... yeeesssss... oooh thats a nice vein you got there...*deep breath* gooood..."


i am so glad i'm not a male nurse.

6 Comments:

  • At Friday, October 20, 2006 3:00:00 PM, Blogger L. said…

    the male nurse is glad that he's .... the male nurse la.

    he touched your buldge ... stuck something in you ... and got some bodily fluids out of you.

    woooooo.

     
  • At Sunday, October 22, 2006 3:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So many nights I sit by my window
    Waiting for someone to sing me his song
    So many dreams I kept deep inside me
    Alone in the dark but now
    You've come along

    You light up my life
    You give me hope
    To carry on
    You light up my days
    and fill my nights with song

    Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
    Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
    Finally, a chance to say hey,
    I love You
    Never again to be all alone

    You light up my life
    You give me hope
    To carry on
    You light up my days
    and fill my nights with song

    You light up my life
    You give me hope
    To carry on
    You light up my days
    and fill my nights with song

    It can't be wrong
    When it feels so right
    'Cause You
    You light up my life

     
  • At Monday, October 23, 2006 10:50:00 AM, Blogger bobby said…

    omg!
    for the last time: "i don't like Pinoys!!"
    stop stalking me!!!!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 2:52:00 AM, Blogger L. said…

    what's a "pinoys" ???

     
  • At Thursday, October 26, 2006 7:19:00 PM, Blogger bobby said…

    the term 'Pinoy' is sometimes used by Filipinos to refer to themselves or their fellow man.
    unlike 'nigger' or 'whitetrash' in American society, 'Pinoy' is a positive term and is often used in sport drink or beer commercials or in general social situations of positive feeling.
    it is non-biased towards gender.
    Similar African-American terms include 'Homey' and 'Brother'. but unlike these terms, 'Pinoy' does not neccesarily preclude the presence of a prior relationship between the parties who refer to each other as such.
    it is also more a declaration of one's pride towards being Filipino, or one's acceptance and acknowledgment of another as a proud Filipino.
    in general, anyone of any culture or ethnicity can safely call a Filipino (even ones you do not know) a 'Pinoy' without fear of negative reprecussions.

     
  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 12:28:00 AM, Blogger L. said…

    omg lor.

    i slowly came to think it you meant you don't like "penis" ... "pinoys" ... wah lao.

    sounds the same lor!

    jeebus.

     

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