Horsey and Chicky
in case you missed the comment 2 posts down... my brother is a weird guy lah.
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Once upon a time there was a farm and in this farm lived Chicky the little chicken and her good pal Horsey the horse.
As there were only 2 animals in that farm they became the best of friends.
One day, after a raging thunderstorm the night before, Chicky woke up and found Horsey stuck in a deep puddle of mud outside the barn.
"Help me Chicky! I'm stuck in this mud!"
Horsey was a smart horse so he immediately remembered the old farmer's BMW 5 series parked in the garage and told Chicky to drive it over and tow him out of the puddle.
Chicky backed up the car next to horsey and tied a rope for Horsey to bite onto and 'Vrooom' with 250+ horsepower pulled one Horsey out of the mud.
"Thank you Chicky you are my best friend!" neighed Horsey, and he promised himself never to go to that part of the field ever again.
Well the next day Horsey woke up and couldn't find Chicky anywhere. He suddenly heard Chicky call out, "Help me Horsey, I'm stuck in the mud! Go grab the farmers BMW and pull me out!"
Well Horsey was a smart little pony and went over to the puddle and told Chicky, "It's ok, just reach up and grab my ding-dong and I'll pull you out!"
So Chicky stretched up her beak and nipped onto Horsey's ding-dong and with a slight twitch Horsey yanked Chicky out of the mud.
"Oh thanks Horsey, you are my best friend!"
The moral of the story is if you have a dick the size of a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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Once upon a time there was a farm and in this farm lived Chicky the little chicken and her good pal Horsey the horse.
As there were only 2 animals in that farm they became the best of friends.
One day, after a raging thunderstorm the night before, Chicky woke up and found Horsey stuck in a deep puddle of mud outside the barn.
"Help me Chicky! I'm stuck in this mud!"
Horsey was a smart horse so he immediately remembered the old farmer's BMW 5 series parked in the garage and told Chicky to drive it over and tow him out of the puddle.
Chicky backed up the car next to horsey and tied a rope for Horsey to bite onto and 'Vrooom' with 250+ horsepower pulled one Horsey out of the mud.
"Thank you Chicky you are my best friend!" neighed Horsey, and he promised himself never to go to that part of the field ever again.
Well the next day Horsey woke up and couldn't find Chicky anywhere. He suddenly heard Chicky call out, "Help me Horsey, I'm stuck in the mud! Go grab the farmers BMW and pull me out!"
Well Horsey was a smart little pony and went over to the puddle and told Chicky, "It's ok, just reach up and grab my ding-dong and I'll pull you out!"
So Chicky stretched up her beak and nipped onto Horsey's ding-dong and with a slight twitch Horsey yanked Chicky out of the mud.
"Oh thanks Horsey, you are my best friend!"
The moral of the story is if you have a dick the size of a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
posted by bobby @ 10:22 PM
1 Comments:
At Friday, September 08, 2006 12:34:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
actually i read that joke from somewhere else and it was meant to be a reminder that you can still get the ladies using your other charms. not that i will publicly suggest you have a horse ding-dong, which goes to show that unfortunately in the story, it really isn't much of a moral since some people might feel worse should they possess neither a bmw nor a ding-dong like that of a horse. buy a Lexus IS300 after u n jess pass practical. or one of those 15 year old Benz e-class. 90s retro man. or a mini daihatsu cheap cheap.
incidentally, like you pointed out in that bible verse earlier in your blog, in ancient christianity, since god had not yet invented bmw, people thought it worth penning down in The Holy Book the wonder surrounding the donkey ding-dong and stallion cum.
ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong somebody wanna come in.
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