raaawwwwrrr!!
Let it be known:
that on the 25th of August, 2006 AD, at 1536hrs, Bobby T sat for, and passed his FINAL THEORY DRIVING TEST1!1!!1!11!2eleventyone!11!!
worship me, ye dawgs!
that on the 25th of August, 2006 AD, at 1536hrs, Bobby T sat for, and passed his FINAL THEORY DRIVING TEST1!1!!1!11!2eleventyone!11!!
worship me, ye dawgs!
posted by bobby @ 11:07 AM
3 Comments:
At Sunday, August 27, 2006 6:05:00 PM,
L. said…
:) congrats!
At Friday, September 01, 2006 11:06:00 AM,
bobby said…
oooh yeah!
one step closer to the ladaiess!
becoz everyone knows you need a car to get a girlfriend.
At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 5:12:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Once upon a time there was a farm and in this farm lived Chicky the little chicken and her good pal Horsey the horse.
As there were only 2 animals in that farm they became the best of friends.
One day, after a raging thunderstorm the night before, Chicky woke up and found Horsey stuck in a deep puddle of mud outside the barn.
"Help me Chicky! I'm stuck in this mud!"
Horsey was a smart horse so he immediately remembered the old farmer's BMW 5 series parked in the garage and told Chicky to drive it over and tow him out of the puddle.
Chicky backed up the car next to horsey and tied a rope for Horsey to bite onto and 'Vrooom' with 250+ horsepower pulled one Horsey out of the mud.
"Thank you Chicky you are my best friend!" neighed Horsey, and he promised himself never to go to that part of the field ever again.
Well the next day Horsey woke up and couldn't find Chicky anywhere. He suddenly heard Chicky call out, "Help me Horsey, I'm stuck in the mud! Go grab the farmers BMW and pull me out!"
Well Horsey was a smart little pony and went over to the puddle and told Chicky, "It's ok, just reach up and grab my ding-dong and I'll pull you out!"
So Chicky stretched up her beak and nipped onto Horsey's ding-dong and with a slight twitch Horsey yanked Chicky out of the mud.
"Oh thanks Horsey, you are my best friend!"
The moral of the story is if you have a dick the size of a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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