hardy har har

dumb ass, Singaporeans.

don't you understand that the fucking joke ceases to be funny when people start explaining it to you?!!?!?


"you see, its funny that you never know exactly why the chicken crosses the road because if there was a straight answer, then there wouldn't be a point to making that joke in the first place. So its funny that everyone asks you this same question and you get a bagillion answers only because there is no right answer! Isn't that so funny?"

"see... CAR, as in the 'automobile', sounds like KAH, the Hokkien term for 'leg'. So when I say I have two automobiles, what I really mean is that I have two legs!! HAR HAR HAR! I kill me! Oh! I don't mean that for real. 'I kill me' is a slang people use to describe how funny they think they themselves are. Its because they laugh so hard at their own jokes that it feels like they are asphyxiating themselves. So really, I should be saying 'Haha! I think I myself am so funny that I am laughing so hard that I feel like I am unable to breathe and therefore might pass out from lack of oxygen!"


why do you always have to be so damn sure to make it so damn fucking clear that "THIS IS THE POINT WHERE YOU LAUGH" stoopids.

I'm writing a sitcom that laughs about everyday life and situations, but apparently there's no such thing as inflections in voice, tone and attitude or subtext or sarcasm or wit in real life so if we try to put that on paper or on screen, no one will fucking get it coz "you have to 'make it clear' to the audience exactly why this joke is so funny." coz everyone who watches TV is fucking dumb and devoid of a social life or any form of face to face interaction that they are rendered incapable of understanding anything that isn't specifically and clearly and excruciatingly explained and spelled out.

how's this for fucking clear you fucking fuckers: FUCK YOU, DAMMIT!!!