there are half-naked middle-aged women in my house

the aunts are visiting. All 3 of them... plus the grandma.

they're nice people but for the love of God put on some clothes why dun'cha!!!

i mean... REAAARRRGHH!! The horror!!!!

and quit it with the leave-the-door-open-while-i-pee thing... please!!! i want to be able to turn around without having cellulite shoved in my face or getting a glimpse of what granny panties look like in real life!!

sheesh. the nerve of some people...