the date doctor!
have i mentioned this before? i'm surprised because this is one of my biggest gripes - in real life anyway... and i think i've vaguely, off-handedly, in a the-association-is-clear-now-that-you-mention-it kind of way, alluded to it more than once...
now i don't know if anyone else in this world shares this experience (of course they do, you idiot! there's like 6 billion people in this world and you think you're the ONLY one with these kinds of feelings?! you arrogant pig!), but its been happening to me a lot lately.... again.
"hey, bobby..." one astoundingly attractive lady comes up saying, attempting to engage in conversation.
"ah, yes?" i reply in a suave a manner as i can muster, which isn't saying much... but back to the story.
"er... this is embarrassing, and i don't usually do this, but..." she's flipping her hair... she's biting her nails... ok... this is good... relax... this is a GOOD thing... stay calm... waaaait forrr ittt....
"you don't have to be embarrassed around me...just say what's on your mind." i flash a smile and cock (that should have given me some clue, dumbass!) my head like james bond would in situations like this... not forgetting the macho drawl, of course...
"well its like this..."
yes... yesssss... its coooming... my happiness looms... be still my beating heart....
"you know (friend's name)? he's so hot, my gawd...! can i get his number from you? i will SO owe you one, i swear!" *gush*
"...."
"bobby? "
"........"
"erm... bobby? the number?" *nervous, uncomfortable fidget*
"............... huh, what? oh yes... yes... er, the number... yes, of course... here you are... its right here... (friend's name)'s number... nice, good-looking guy... yes, thats it... in the corner there... yup, 8 numbers all there... clear as day..."
"oh, thank you! you don't know mow much this means to me!!"
and i never see her again... unless its with above-mentioned friend... well its happened more than once so i really should be saying "friendSSSSSsssSSSSsSSssSssssSS", but hey, i don't wanna push the issue more than i have to...
so yeah... have a good life buddies... all of you... remember to invite me to the wedding why dont'cha?
now i don't know if anyone else in this world shares this experience (of course they do, you idiot! there's like 6 billion people in this world and you think you're the ONLY one with these kinds of feelings?! you arrogant pig!), but its been happening to me a lot lately.... again.
"hey, bobby..." one astoundingly attractive lady comes up saying, attempting to engage in conversation.
"ah, yes?" i reply in a suave a manner as i can muster, which isn't saying much... but back to the story.
"er... this is embarrassing, and i don't usually do this, but..." she's flipping her hair... she's biting her nails... ok... this is good... relax... this is a GOOD thing... stay calm... waaaait forrr ittt....
"you don't have to be embarrassed around me...just say what's on your mind." i flash a smile and cock (that should have given me some clue, dumbass!) my head like james bond would in situations like this... not forgetting the macho drawl, of course...
"well its like this..."
yes... yesssss... its coooming... my happiness looms... be still my beating heart....
"you know (friend's name)? he's so hot, my gawd...! can i get his number from you? i will SO owe you one, i swear!" *gush*
"...."
"bobby? "
"........"
"erm... bobby? the number?" *nervous, uncomfortable fidget*
"............... huh, what? oh yes... yes... er, the number... yes, of course... here you are... its right here... (friend's name)'s number... nice, good-looking guy... yes, thats it... in the corner there... yup, 8 numbers all there... clear as day..."
"oh, thank you! you don't know mow much this means to me!!"
and i never see her again... unless its with above-mentioned friend... well its happened more than once so i really should be saying "friendSSSSSsssSSSSsSSssSssssSS", but hey, i don't wanna push the issue more than i have to...
so yeah... have a good life buddies... all of you... remember to invite me to the wedding why dont'cha?
posted by bobby @ 2:48 PM
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