alone again, naturally

was gonna wait for valentine's day to post this but i guess nows a good a time as any...

am noticing how many (read: 90%) of the people i know are now in a steady relationship... its just me right? oh god tell me its just me being paranoid! its just that stupid clock ticking and ticking and threatening to go off... omigod i'm being left behind!!! *faint*

its like all those guys whom i thought would NEVER involve themselves in a serious relationship just up and found themselves a lifelong soulmate and called it a day... so much for the Lonely Man's Club...

"i'm the longest standing member!"

"i'm the founder!"

"i'm the chairperson!"

"i keep defecting but always come back!"


i trusted you guys!!! did you forget the pledge!!!?? did you forget the damn FRIGGIN' PLEDGE!??!!? mmmmMmLEAaaaaARGHhh!!!1!1

but yeah it sucks... 24 years i have spent valentine's day alone and it looks like its gonna be 25 in a couple weeks time... thats a freakin' quater century i'll have you know!! i'll be dead in a another 50 or so if i'm lucky, and at this rate it looks like i'll still be typing stuff like this when it happens!! and no i am not gonna pretend like its (use your fingers now) "Friendship Day" and hang out with platonic gal 'buddies' and pretend like i have spare tampons in my handbag... which i DON'T!

so what can i do? listen to music, plug in the Nintendo and while(?) away the hours while everyone else in the world is out having a good time spending their money on an event cooked up by greedy corporate bigwigs looking to squeeze every cent you have for the sake of a most primal urge so that they can earn a profit with almost zero investment...



.........i hate you guys!!