wing-bing-ding-a-ling
help me out here... i'm still trying to get the hang of this graduate-from-university-and-get-a-job-and-make-lotsa-money-before-getting-married-and-have-3-kids-then-retiring-in-everlasting-bliss thing... is it suppose to be like automatic? coz the get-a-job bit is slowing me up juuuuust a little bit... well, 4 months seems like a little bit in relation to the whole other 24-some years of my life...
no matter... i've never done anything about my own state of affairs since that time when i cut my own fingernails unsupervised AND by myself... did i mention that i was alone? anyway the point is: look at me now! i'm a proud, happy, well-adjusted, confident, adequately nourished, some say average-looking human being... well... the lower average but still... and i didn't even have to work for it! woohoo!
all i did was sit my ass at home and moved only when told to move and worked only when told to work... hah! brilliant! if i'd known life was as easy as taking orders i'd have enlisted myself in the army years ago! of course all that spitting might be a problem but hey, NO RESPONSIBILITIES! what could be sweeter?
ah... to be a student again... now i don't know how you guys over where you are go about it, but here in Singapore, school life's a breeze... i mean literally, its over before autumn!... not that we actually have seasons on a tropical island 623 square kilometres (i don't know how much that is in feet so leave me alone)... everything moves so fast you're on the last page by the time you even have time to buy the book, and thats only when the damn thing is less than 700 pages short!
and how much of it do i use when i'm done? well... if i had a job i'm sure i'd have a use for the atomic structure of nitro-glycerin when combined with aluminum phosphate and the resultant energy released upon applying said thing-a-ma-jigs to 364 joules of heat... its just not always readily apparent, you know? no, of course you don't... you have a job...
you patronize me! ARGH! that makes me mad!
which is just as well since i have nothing more to say on the topic... not that there was a topic... or any kind of structure whatsoever... ok, NOW i'm trying too hard... now, as in since this post began...
dammit.
no matter... i've never done anything about my own state of affairs since that time when i cut my own fingernails unsupervised AND by myself... did i mention that i was alone? anyway the point is: look at me now! i'm a proud, happy, well-adjusted, confident, adequately nourished, some say average-looking human being... well... the lower average but still... and i didn't even have to work for it! woohoo!
all i did was sit my ass at home and moved only when told to move and worked only when told to work... hah! brilliant! if i'd known life was as easy as taking orders i'd have enlisted myself in the army years ago! of course all that spitting might be a problem but hey, NO RESPONSIBILITIES! what could be sweeter?
ah... to be a student again... now i don't know how you guys over where you are go about it, but here in Singapore, school life's a breeze... i mean literally, its over before autumn!... not that we actually have seasons on a tropical island 623 square kilometres (i don't know how much that is in feet so leave me alone)... everything moves so fast you're on the last page by the time you even have time to buy the book, and thats only when the damn thing is less than 700 pages short!
and how much of it do i use when i'm done? well... if i had a job i'm sure i'd have a use for the atomic structure of nitro-glycerin when combined with aluminum phosphate and the resultant energy released upon applying said thing-a-ma-jigs to 364 joules of heat... its just not always readily apparent, you know? no, of course you don't... you have a job...
you patronize me! ARGH! that makes me mad!
which is just as well since i have nothing more to say on the topic... not that there was a topic... or any kind of structure whatsoever... ok, NOW i'm trying too hard... now, as in since this post began...
dammit.
posted by bobby @ 1:49 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home