the manly, guy-ified, ultra-macho, hunk dude edition

*flex muscles*

i am the coolest guy on earth... let me tell you ALL about me...

i like au-to-mobiles... they go zoom... i like to pimp them out with 22 inch rims and race them...

women are only good for dancing in my music videos... and cooking... they should shake their buttocks and wiggle their hips at impossible (hur hur... 3 syllabibbles... whoa.. 4 that time...) speeds... i like pancakes...

power tools are the best... they make loud noises... i will fix the toilet for free...

i will play video games and beat the high score... Pac-man should have his own cartoon...

*nod head and beat chest twice with left hand and point at you coz i'm too cool to say goodbye*