et tu, bobby?

so i'm sitting in my room, bored to death, right? i'm jobless, single, unkept and rotting away, right? so i think... "Man, this sucks..." so what do i decide to do?

i start a blog!... dear god... i start a blog...

i mean... what was i thinking? why'd i do something like that?
its not like ANYONE will ever know its here, right ... unless i go around telling my friends about it, of course... but still, i suspect they've heard me whine enough in real life as it is... so why'd they bother with stuff here? its just the same ol' thing except they don't have to hear my voice... which, i suppose makes this better, if you view any sort of inane banter positively, that is... so if NO one is going to read it, why bother?
well, my internet friend whom i've never met, let me enlighten you! the answer is simple: "its er... well, um... let me get back to you on that... having an epiphany isn't exactly an easy thing to do, you know..."

so lets review shall we? nothing has been said and no point has been made... the only reason why you might come back here is to read my NEXT post which, i must say, i set up pretty sneakily (didn't see it? well, there you go...)

in any case its here... for anyone who happens to pass by or for those unlucky few whom i happen to burden with this link...

yes... i'm doing it, too... isn't that weird?